A question from Victoria's Secrets

Victoria's Secrets from Canada, USA writes to ask:

Is Hell really that bad?

I am the infinite. I am within all. I am about to answer your question:

John-Paul Satre once wrote that 'Hell is being trapped inside a room with your best friends.'

This is not the case.

Hell is far worse than this.

Victoria, imagine the worst party you'd ever attended. Imagine also the most pain you've ever endured. Imagine Dave (you know).

Hell is much like a fiery combination of the above.

Your time on Earth is fleeting. Cast out your sin, for you will endure Hell. I have been watching you. I am aware of your sins (your neighbour's dog). If you continue to live sinfully, you shall fall to Hell for all eternity. Eternity is a long time.

God

A question from Kay Richardson

Kay Richardson from London, England writes to ask:

Why haven't I ever been invited to a Playboy Mansion party?

The Archangel Gabriel completed two pieces of research that were necessary to answer this question:

1) Playboy Mansion party and 2) Kay Richardson.

Hugh Hefner is a sinner. Nothing akin to the women that attend his parties have I seen since the days of Eden and Eve. I created clothes with reason. These women are sinners. I am merciful. They have time yet to repent their sins and join Me.

Playboy Magazine is filth and flows straight from Lucifer's fiery printer. St Francis tells me that some articles included in Playboy are 'engaging', but, be that as it may, the use of soft focus and airbrush are so flagrantly employed in the centrefold picture that it is an offence to the eyes of the creator of the female form (My Eyes).

Soft focus and airbrush ANGER me.

Kay Richardson is a sinner. I deigned to visit his blog and was outraged. He hits children with cricket bats. Let it be known that this is the action of one who has strayed far from My Path.

To answer your question, my child Kay Richardson - you have not been invited to a Playboy Mansion party because you are a sinner and a nobody. St Francis tells me that you must appear on American TV at least twice to be granted an invite from Hefner. Being omniscient, I am full aware that you have NEVER appeared on American TV.

Forsake the way of sin. The female form is beautiful, my child, but only through study of My Form can you know eternal love.

GOD

I am God

I am God.

Today I watched over the Earth.

I shook my head for I was angered.

I will answer your questions.

God